Write to Rayfro!

Yes, you read right. You have the special oppurtunity to write to the magical being that is the Rayfro. Email your questions to Rayfro@thesilverchainsaw.com and you will get your question answered, and posted here!

Is this a question to the hair or to the man? No, that's not my question. I'll ask one where it doesen't matter then.;
Your hair is the cause of my massive envy. But, do you ever brush it or do you have the same problem Hagrid (from Harry Potter) has with things getting stuck in there?

Thank you for your question.

Now, brushing would be a blasphemy. It would destroy my wisdom and knowledge about all in this world and beyond.
So the answer would be no.

However, I know this Hagrid you speak of, he's a nice fellow. We sometimes get together and share the joy of the objects we find in our hair. If I remember correctly, we had quite a few laughs over finding someone's half-eaten cheeseburger in Hagrid's hair. But then he pointed out to me, that a bird had just layed eggs in mine.

I hope this is enough information for you to be satisfied with. If not, you can always email me again. (Mighty fine tool, this internet)

Au revoir
-Rayfro

Dear all powerfull Rayfro,
I represent five people wishing to ask for your guidance
Joanne would like to know, what is two plus nine?
Zan would like to know, what came first, the chicken or the egg?
Alex would like to know, why do people say "liberry" when its "library"?
Kay would like to know, what purpose do your followers serve, and how can we
help you?
Chihiro would like to know, will Gerard ever get his pie?

Please help us get awnsers,
Kay*Zan*Alex*Joanne*Chihiro

Thank you all for your questions, they are greatly appreciated.

Now, to answer Joanne's question, I'd suggest you'd get a calculator, insert your question, and wait for the answer. It's as simple as that.

What came first, the chicken or the egg? Well Zan, what would you say? I've always known the answer to this, but no one cared to listen. I don't know why, seeing as I'm almighty I have answers to everything. The answer to this question would be; the egg. Seeing as I found it in my hair, then put it down on the earth.

Alex, "library" is just another one of those words no one can quite get their finger on. Now, I've made up a lot of words in my time, but I can assure you, that I was not the one who came up with the word "library". It might've been my old pal Ares, the ancient Greek god of war, as you might know him. He's always had a bit of an accent, that's probably why quot;library" is said the way it is said.

Kay, your question is to be answered with a need, as some of my followers have seem to forgot their purpose. Their purpose overall, is to report their everyday lives to me. Not so much what goes on in theirs, but what goes on around them. You see, I might be almighty, but I can't be everywhere at once. I might be there in spirit, but not in person. And that makes a difference. I have to know what goes on in the world. And I always enjoy punishing those who deserve to be. Not that I promote violence.

Chihiro, I must say, you have a beautiful name. I've been trying to find the meaning of it, but I can't seem to remember.
Anyway, to answer your question, Gerard already had his pie. In fact, he has one everyday. Unless you are speaking of a specific pie, then you must inform me more about this.


I hope I've satisfied you all with my answers. If this is not the case, you can ! always email me again.

Auf Wiedersehen.
-Rayfro
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